// getting to know you
My name is Robert Philip Orme.
I am brown, have ridiculous hair and like to write and talk about lots of different things. Those things include:
Little monkeys that ride little bicycles
Little humans that ride little bicycles
The work of Sylvia Plath
If you would like to talk to me about something other than the afore mentioned categories, for example how I achieve such wondrous lift in my hair, then please drop me a line either on the comments section below or on my Twitter feed. You can also see some of the terrible videos I have created over the past few years on my YouTube Channel
If ever there was a blog for those hard to reach areas. This is it.