// Mr Jackson… I do have some questions…
This is currently Sam Jackson’s Twitter profile picture. So…
1. Why do you look like you’re modelling a ladder for some weird IKEA commercial?
2. Have you always looked like Poindexter?
3. Does your wife let you leave the house wearing that flamingo pink blazer and cap combo? Please burn them.
4. What DIY task could you possibly be performing? That ladder goes nowhere!
5. Seriously. What the squirrel is up with that wardrobe choice. Did you get dressed in the dark again? Did you leave a pair of red under crackers in the wash with your white suit?
Drop me a line sometime if you have answers.
See Sam’s Twitter profile here