// If you spell Jason Statham while playing Scrabble, you win. Forever.
If you don’t know by now that The Stath is a. my best friend in the whole wide world and b. the finest actor working alive, then clearly I shall have to raise the velvet glove. He is an absolute hero, which in undeniable and he’s also very easy on the eye (so I’m told by my mother/my Dad).
I haven’t seen a trailer for this bad boy yet, but I can probably have a good guess at what happens. Someone pisses off the Stath, who was enjoying his life up until that point. He is then forced, by law, to destroy everyone and everything in his path until he has settled his score. Bam! I’m moist in the trouser region already. I know you are too.
Get ready for the next, ‘Greatest Film Ever Made’, with some images from Safe which I half inched from Coming Soon.Net. Naughty! They aren’t amazing, but I’ll find any excuse to write a blog post on him. Click to make bigger… all that stuff.
FYI the synopsis is bigger than Jesus.
Synopsis: Sometimes a chance meeting can save your life.
Mei (Catherine Chan) is a 10 year-old Chinese math prodigy who is abducted from her home in Nanjing by the Triads; she is sent to America by the Triad Leader Han Jiao (James Hong), where she will serve as a “counter” for their extortion racquets. No computers, no paper trails – she keeps all the numbers in her head. One year later Mei’s new adopted “father” Chang (Reggie Lee) brings her along to count the numbers as he shakes-down his business operations.
Luke Wright (Jason Statham) is a second-rate cage fighter in the mixed martial arts circuit in New Jersey. When he blows a rigged fight, the Russian mafia make an example of him – murdering his wife and threatening to kill anyone he forms any kind of friendship or relationship with. Now homeless, destitute and completely isolated from society, Luke wanders the streets of New York like a ghost, hovering on the edge of suicide.
Big things begin to stir in the city, when Triad boss Han Jiao appears in New York, and gives Mei a secret number to memorize; on her way to use this number for an unknown purpose, Mei is violently kidnapped from the Triads by the Russian Mafia, who want the information she now has in her head— as does the corrupt Captain Wolf (Robert John Burke) of the NYPD. Mei manages to escape, but she won’t be able to survive on her own for long.
Standing on a subway platform ready to throw himself under a train, Luke Wright sees the young and terrified Chinese girl being pursued by Russian thugs… he knows something is wrong, and he knows now he has to make a decision: continue on his downward spiral, or come back fighting in order to help a little girl he’s never even met. Luke comes back to life, forcing himself into violent action, and over the course of one harrowing night he tears a swath through the city’s underworld in order to save Mei’s life and redeem his own.
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// scarier than a camping holiday with Garry Glitter and Elvis.
There’s a shitting awesome new trailer out for Apollo 18 that has been released by the Weinstein company about the “real mission” to space in the 1970s that was canceled by NASA. I have to say it looks fantastic. Lots of Alien points of reference, but could be a welcome addition to the genre. Must. See. this.
Officially, Apollo 17, launched December 17th, 1972 was the last manned mission to the moon. But a year later, in December of 1973, two American astronauts were sent on a secret mission to the moon funded by the US Department of Defense. What you are about to see is the actual footage which the astronauts captured on that mission. While NASA denies its authenticity, others say it’s the real reason we’ve never gone back to the moon.
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