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Trailer – Rise of the Planet of the Apes

So, here we go AGAIN. Another cash cow Hollywood are determined to force upon us lowly cinema folk in the hope that we spend out money on a film that we never really wanted in the first place. Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which sounds like the clunkiest film title in a while, is a prequel/reboot of the Planet of the Apes directed by Rupert Wyatt and stars James Franco, Andy Serkis, Frida Pinto, John Lithgow, Brian Cox, and Tom Felton. The movie is set in modern day America and basically chronicles how, through some dumb shit animal testing, the end of the world (for human rule) comes about and begins the rise of the apes. So you can see what they have done here.

Personally I couldn’t give a ball sack. This doesn’t look that great and even though WETA (the visual effects company that brought us Avatar) are involved in this one, if I’m going to watch monkeys clown around, I’ll head for the zoo to watch them throw feces at each other. Let’s face it this film is going to smell just as much. Prove me wrong Hollywood. Check out the trailer below.




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Brown is the new Black.


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